I dreamt that I went outside to save my dog from a flood. I saw a rabbit drowning and I got him to follow me. Then I found my dog drowning and got him to follow behind the rabbit. Then I found a mountain lion under my car and I ran for the house with the dog and the rabbit following behind. We just made it into the house and shut ourselves in the bathroom. The lion followed and was left just outside the bathroom door. The rabbit and the dog, standing up on their hind legs, and I had a discussion about the lion, and we decided that he was the one that we knew was nice. We let him into the bathroom and all four of us, including the lion, continued to hide from him.
I dreamt that my daughter had to get lunch at school by playing Hollywood Squares. Every square had a boy from her grade in it and a whole pizza. If she won that square, she got the pizza.
I dreamt that a few friends and I were on a conveyor belt moving around and past all of the restaurant windows in Chinatown. Each restaurant had a panel of checkerboard-like windows in front with one kind of food pictured on each pane. I was demonstrating to the others how, as you travel by, to order food, you just use a mallet to break the windows of the things you want. One person asked me, “What do you do if you change your mind?”
I dreamt that I was wrestling out of the refrigerator a container of half n’ half the size of a trash barrel.
I dreamt my daughter and I were on a large estate lawn that was atop a luxury yacht. At the bow of the yacht, a high-end silver sports car was fastened by a chain. Attached to it by chain, dangling just above the water, was an antique black car. We wandered from the lawn, to the sports car and climbed into the antique. Then it started to slip towards the water and we had to rip our way out of heavy clear plastic that now enclosed us entirely.
I dreamt that I was driving on a highway and a “My Little Pony” – but real and alive – jumped out of the car next to me. I had to brake hard as the pony galloped off into a field next to the road with a trail of sparkles and rainbows following it.
[I didn’t dream this one, actually happened, but a favorite nevertheless.]
My sleeping daughter sat up in bed, said, “I do not have bacon,” and lay back down.
Kevin Bacon, annoyed to not be had.