I dreamt that my daughter toddled backward into traffic and, to explained to the man babysitting for her why you couldn’t do that, I told him to lick a camel because it is similar to licking a rhinoceros, the only way to learn how to watch a toddler.
I dreamt with the children’s nursery rhyme “Mairzy Doats” as the song track throughout my dream: Mairzy doats and dozy doat and liddle lamzy divy. Akiddly divy do, wouldn’t you?”
[For the uninitiated adults, “Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?”]
I dreamt that my neighbor brought a pony home from the animal shelter squished into the back seat of her hatch back.
I dreamt that there were just SO many puppies.
I dreamt that, in order to keep an airplane, which I could see flying in the sky above, from crashing, I had to get a goat to eat a rug.
I dreamt that an expanding rift appeared, a hole growing in space and time, with ragged, torn and burning edges. A green product about the size of an ATM with robot arms coming out of the top, appeared in the hole. I knew the machine was the answer to a product that a friend has been struggle to design. And then it was gone, answer gone too, and horses started leaping out the rift.
I dreamt that a date showed me a picture of a huge black spider with extra legs. He took me down to a beach to kick rocks over to find one but he wouldn’t tell me if it was poisonous. Nevertheless, I kept kicking rocks.
I dreamt that there were two dogs wandering through my Easter party though I only have one dog. Every time I pointed this out, one of the dogs lay perfectly on top of the other completely obscuring him so nobody believed there were two. My bed was in the living room and had a very nice sink beside it. I had never noticed that. And then a Mardi Gras party went by.
I dreamt that I went outside to save my dog from a flood. I saw a rabbit drowning and I got him to follow me. Then I found my dog drowning and got him to follow behind the rabbit. Then I found a mountain lion under my car and I ran for the house with the dog and the rabbit following behind. We just made it into the house and shut ourselves in the bathroom. The lion followed and was left just outside the bathroom door. The rabbit and the dog, standing up on their hind legs, and I had a discussion about the lion, and we decided that he was the one that we knew was nice. We let him into the bathroom and all four of us, including the lion, continued to hide from him.
I dreamt that I was driving on a highway and a “My Little Pony” – but real and alive – jumped out of the car next to me. I had to brake hard as the pony galloped off into a field next to the road with a trail of sparkles and rainbows following it.
Kate's dreams 