I dreamt that a date showed me a picture of a huge black spider with extra legs. He took me down to a beach to kick rocks over to find one but he wouldn’t tell me if it was poisonous. Nevertheless, I kept kicking rocks.
Spider
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Post-it notes
I dreamt I was in front of a thick and infinite wall of white post-it notes on the other side of which I could hear Trump asking for more meat from the grill.
Triptych
I dreamt that there were two dogs wandering through my Easter party though I only have one dog. Every time I pointed this out, one of the dogs lay perfectly on top of the other completely obscuring him so nobody believed there were two. My bed was in the living room and had a very nice sink beside it. I had never noticed that. And then a Mardi Gras party went by.
I am not Spartacus
I dreamt I was in a chariot race holding on to the rail behind charioteer Spartacus. I was looking back at my right leg which was severed but for one sinew keeping it waving in the wind. I was annoyed that it was slowing us down with its drag.
[I think it was Ben Hur, not Spartacus, who raced a chariot, both as played by Kirk Douglas. Regardless, in the dream, it was Kirk Douglas, as Spartacus, in a chariot.]
Cannoli
I dreamt that a cannoli was following me.
Swedish fish
I dreamt that Swedish Fish were flying around my head.
Mountain lion
I dreamt that I went outside to save my dog from a flood. I saw a rabbit drowning and I got him to follow me. Then I found my dog drowning and got him to follow behind the rabbit. Then I found a mountain lion under my car and I ran for the house with the dog and the rabbit following behind. We just made it into the house and shut ourselves in the bathroom. The lion followed and was left just outside the bathroom door. The rabbit and the dog, standing up on their hind legs, and I had a discussion about the lion, and we decided that he was the one that we knew was nice. We let him into the bathroom and all four of us, including the lion, continued to hide from him.
