Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats

I dreamt with the children’s nursery rhyme “Mairzy Doats” as the song track throughout my dream:  Mairzy doats and dozy doat and liddle lamzy divy. Akiddly divy do, wouldn’t you?”

[For the uninitiated adults, “Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?”] 

 

Beverage hierarchy

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I dreamt that I was swimming in a pool that had a long counter of coffees available.  I swam passed, in ascending quality in my waking opinion, Starbucks, then Keurig, then Dunkin’ hot, then Dunkin’s iced, until I came to a refrigerator of sodas, and chose a Coke.

Recycling on high

I dreamt that I was told my recycling had to be hung in plastic bags high up in trees and someone had to stand under each one overnight until the recycling truck came.  I refused, but Will Smith said that he would standunder one of mine and Matthew McConaughey said he would stand under the other.

Fainting

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I dreamt I was on a SoulCycle bike and I was fainting off to the side.  A hand came up from behind me and steady me.  I never saw her, just felt her hand and when I could look behind me I was in a dark empty room with just my bike in it.

[The fainting feeling was so real and I experienced slow blacking out in my mind.]