I dreamt that I was standing on the floor of the Stock Exchange and different charts and budgets and politicians kept popping up in front of my face with great frequency. I had one of those whack-a-mole mallets and I had to bop them all back down.
Monthly Archives: April 2016
I was on a subway train. A man seated just behind me was making me feel uncomfortable so I turned around and looked over my left shoulder. I saw a terrifying face and turned my head back to face straight ahead again. Then, to confirm, I turned and looked again, and Continue reading
I dreamt I was sitting cross-legged in a baking pan facing a wide opening to the universe. Men in florescent yellow construction safety jackets were milling around getting ready to push me out.
I dreamt that I was standing at the bottom of a giant, wavy snow slide with three runs. One female cousin of mine was on each of the runs, all three riding down side-by-side on sleds while throwing strawberry jam in their own faces. When they ran out of jam, they started throwing wheat at themselves which stuck to the jam on their faces.
I dreamt that, because I had to leave the dream I was currently in, a butler monkey was helping me into a see-through inflatable jacket, like an invisible outer shell Michelin man.