I dreamt that I was told my recycling had to be hung in plastic bags high up in trees and someone had to stand under each one overnight until the recycling truck came. I refused, but Will Smith said that he would standunder one of mine and Matthew McConaughey said he would stand under the other.
I dreamt I was in front of a thick and infinite wall of white post-it notes on the other side of which I could hear Trump asking for more meat from the grill.
I dreamt I was in a chariot race holding on to the rail behind charioteer Spartacus. I was looking back at my right leg which was severed but for one sinew keeping it waving in the wind. I was annoyed that it was slowing us down with its drag.
[I think it was Ben Hur, not Spartacus, who raced a chariot, both as played by Kirk Douglas. Regardless, in the dream, it was Kirk Douglas, as Spartacus, in a chariot.]
I dreamt that I was at a sleepover with Barak Obama and Howard Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory). Howard Wolowitz slept on top of Barak Obama’s hat.
I dreamt that Rhea Perlman and I were making toast.
I dreamt that I ran into Tom Brady and told him that he looks just like the guy who makes the best homemade sausages.
I dreamt that I was driving on a long, narrow roller coaster-ish, Dr.Seuss-ish highway in a tiny red car. I took a wrong exit which dead-ended at Niagara Falls. From the banks Continue reading