Recycling on high

I dreamt that I was told my recycling had to be hung in plastic bags high up in trees and someone had to stand under each one overnight until the recycling truck came.  I refused, but Will Smith said that he would standunder one of mine and Matthew McConaughey said he would stand under the other.

I am not Spartacus

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I dreamt I was in a chariot race holding on to the rail behind charioteer Spartacus.   I was looking back at my right leg which was severed but for one sinew keeping it waving in the wind.   I was annoyed that it was slowing us down with its drag.

 

[I think it was Ben Hur, not Spartacus, who raced a chariot, both as played by Kirk Douglas.  Regardless, in the dream, it was Kirk Douglas, as Spartacus, in a chariot.]

Matt’s elephant

I dreamt I was sitting on bleachers with many other people facing a large grass and dirt space surrounded by woods.  An elephant ran through and shortly Matt Damon came running after it.  He soon returned pulling the elephant by a thick rope, and said to us, “See what the dishes do?”

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