I dreamt I was in front of a thick and infinite wall of white post-it notes on the other side of which I could hear Trump asking for more meat from the grill.
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Category Archives: Celebrities
I am not Spartacus
I dreamt I was in a chariot race holding on to the rail behind charioteer Spartacus. I was looking back at my right leg which was severed but for one sinew keeping it waving in the wind. I was annoyed that it was slowing us down with its drag.
[I think it was Ben Hur, not Spartacus, who raced a chariot, both as played by Kirk Douglas. Regardless, in the dream, it was Kirk Douglas, as Spartacus, in a chariot.]
Sleepover
I dreamt that I was at a sleepover with Barak Obama and Howard Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory). Howard Wolowitz slept on top of Barak Obama’s hat.
Toast
I dreamt that Rhea Perlman and I were making toast.
Hot sausage
I dreamt that I ran into Tom Brady and told him that he looks just like the guy who makes the best homemade sausages.
Uma Thurman
I dreamt that I was driving on a long, narrow roller coaster-ish, Dr.Seuss-ish highway in a tiny red car. I took a wrong exit which dead-ended at Niagara Falls. From the banks Continue reading
Matt’s elephant
I dreamt I was sitting on bleachers with many other people facing a large grass and dirt space surrounded by woods. An elephant ran through and shortly Matt Damon came running after it. He soon returned pulling the elephant by a thick rope, and said to us, “See what the dishes do?”
