I drempt that I crouched down into a tiny confessional and it flipped upside down like a carnival ride.
Confessional ride
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Father Bill
I drempt that Bill Gates was crying in my arms and, to comfort him, I said, “You are my father,” and he pulled away and said, “That’s too far.”
Pony pet
I dreamt that my neighbor brought a pony home in her car and it spilled out and gallopped away.
Beverage hierarchy
I dreamt that I was swimming in a pool that had a long counter of coffees available. I swam passed, in ascending quality in my waking opinion, Starbucks, then Keurig, then Dunkin’ hot, then Dunkin’s iced, until I came to a refrigerator of sodas, and chose a Coke.
Dead credenza
I dreamt that I helped three guys in Grateful Dead hoodies steal a credenza.
SVU
I dreamt Mariska Hargitay was lying on a bathroom floor dying but couldn’t reach the Comet cleanser that she needed to eat to survive.
Puppies
I dreamt that there were just SO many puppies.
