I dreamt I was in front of a thick and infinite wall of white post-it notes on the other side of which I could hear Trump asking for more meat from the grill.
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Category Archives: Food
Cannoli
I dreamt that a cannoli was following me.
Swedish fish
I dreamt that Swedish Fish were flying around my head.
Hollywood Squares
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I dreamt that my daughter had to get lunch at school by playing Hollywood Squares. Every square had a boy from her grade in it and a whole pizza. If she won that square, she got the pizza.
Conveyor
I dreamt that a few friends and I were on a conveyor belt moving around and past all of the restaurant windows in Chinatown. Each restaurant had a panel of checkerboard-like windows in front with one kind of food pictured on each pane. I was demonstrating to the others how, as you travel by, to order food, you just use a mallet to break the windows of the things you want. One person asked me, “What do you do if you change your mind?”
Cream
I dreamt that I was wrestling out of the refrigerator a container of half n’ half the size of a trash barrel.
Bacon
[I didn’t dream this one, actually happened, but a favorite nevertheless.]
My sleeping daughter sat up in bed, said, “I do not have bacon,” and lay back down.
Kevin Bacon, annoyed to not be had.
Home fries
I dreamt I was sitting alone having breakfast in a diner and a Chinese man was doing the same at the table next to mine. He ordered 4 eggs, scrambled, bacon, wheat toast, and no home fries in rather broken English. The waitress came back and scooped about two eggs worth of scrambled eggs right onto the table in front of the man and left. Continue reading
Liquid center
I dreamt that I threw a Greenie treat to my dog and it started to expand between his paws to the size of a breadbox. When he bit into it, it had a green liquid center. I gave him a white rawhide stick and that also started to expand, to the size of a compact car. He gnawed on it, and it had a white liquid center. He jumped up onto our couch, and the couch inflated to the size of a bus. His claws popped it and so much matching grey liquid center spilled out that my dog was floated right out of the front door. My dog was pleased throughout the dream.
Toast
I dreamt that Rhea Perlman and I were making toast.
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