I dreamt that I was driving on a long, narrow roller coaster-ish, Dr.Seuss-ish highway in a tiny red car. I took a wrong exit which dead-ended at Niagara Falls. From the banks Continue reading
Category Archives: Inexplicable oddities
Curb cut – part two
I dreamt that when I opened my door to go outside one morning, there was a huge hole being dug between my yard and the street. A huge hole was ripped in my chainlink fence. There was yellow construction equipment and Continue reading
Me two
I dreamt that I was giving a flip-chart presentation to a casual room full of people sitting on couches and bean bag chairs. Then, as I spoke, I also entered the room from the back – a second ‘me’ if you will. Second me began to explain to first me why my talk was incorrect and what the proper facts and conclusions were. This was received very well by first me, and the two me’s had a very pleasant discourse.

Tiny frolickers
I dreamt that I was lying in bed under my covers, as I felt that I actually was, and looking down at the foot of my bed, as I felt that I actually was, and on the corner of my comforter, 3″ to 12″ versions of dinosaurs, gummy bears, Flintstones vitamins, and the people, in black and white, from the movie “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” were frolicking.

Stay Puft-ish
I dreamt that a six-story high inflatable giraffe was walking down my street, Stay Puft-ish.

9-pack
I dreamt that a group of kids had sticky orange goop on their right palms. With right arms outstretched, palms down, they were sticking glass soda bottles, caps first, to their palms. It was a contest to get the most bottles stuck to your palm at once. The boy in the lead had nine crowded-ly attached.

Doozers
A friend was lying flat on a hospital gurney with her head tilted up to look at her stomach on which a clear structure was sitting. If you remember the doozers, the tiny construction workers from Fraggle Rock, the structure was identical to their thin, clear stick-like, frames.

Male-pattern baldness
I dreamt that I had male-pattern baldness, the kind that leaves just a ring of hair all around, and nothing on top. People around were pointing it out to me, and I didn’t mind at all. My reaction was, “Yeah, I do have that,” and, smiling, continued on with other conversation.

Knitting
I dreamt that I was having lunch with a friend and her mom. My friend started knitting, which she doesn’t and never would. I was shocked and asked when she learned to knit and her mother said, “When she was in solitary confinement,” Continue reading
Fetch
I dreamt that my daughter and I were in witness protection and were brought to a new home location, a beautiful castle. I was so excited that it wasn’t the motel room-type location I expected. The house had a vast back lawn that looked out Continue reading